We have assembled a small yet elite team to assist us in carrying out our mission.
We'll start with the boys, who are charged with the mission to get the groom over the line.
THE GROOMSMEN:
Steve Calacouras - Nick's older (but not necessarily wiser) brother. About to celebrate his own five year anniversary, Steve brings to the team a wealth of experience with marriage. He knows the traps and tricks that get the young players. He is the team's Yoda - and not just because he is small and can do funny voices.
Brett Covell - Nick's oldest and best friend. The origin of their friendship is lost to history, but legend suggests they were responsible for the Fall of Rome and may have accidentally caused the Black Plague. Brett is a newcomer to the world of marriage so he's is providing the team with tactical information regarding the dangers of weddings. He is our man on the ground. THE BRIDESMAIDS:
We call them Bridesmaids, but don't expect them to clean up. They're Kate's key fashion advisors, and in charge of organising the hens do.
Jess Humphris - Kate's middle sister - and practical joker extraordinnaire. Whether it's rubber snakes, or elaborate plans developed over weeks, Jess will get you eventually. She knows how to plan a fabulous time, so we've recruited her to our team, and she'll use her powers for good, instead of evil. 
Liz Humphris - Kate's little sister. Since she was tiny, Liz has been the charmer of the family, always getting what she wants. Through the years this has meant everything from changing her name to Sarah (when she was two), to talking her way into getting free casino chips (I think that's a bit illegal). Her mission at our wedding will be to get Kate to the alter, in the best way she knows how. Look out any security guard or shop assistant who stands in the way of this wedding.
THE KIDS
Grace and Tom Humphris:
Gracie and Tom are our two littlest helpers. Flower girl Grace is an old hat - she's done more weddings than all of us combined! We'll be deferring to her for advice. Page boy Tom is a novice, but we're bribing him with boats on Sydney Harbour, so hopefully he'll be happy to hold those rings for us!
